every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
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Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !
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hubris is sexy actually
being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot
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I said dark magician instead of mcchicken and I can never go to this mcdonalds again
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me in ikea: cööl, håvïng a gööd time
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Reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of Jesus on your blog
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the internet is for cowboys only
www. ? it stands for wild wild west
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name him. name your son
BongWater
and so has he been baptized before the lord
BongWater
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